Check out The Various Kinds of Prostitudes we Have in Nigeria

This is so hilarious, checkout the various types of prostitutes in Nigeria:

1 Local Prostit*tes

These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood.

NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostit*tes

They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.

NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostit*tes

These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.

NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostit*tes

They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.

NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostit*tes

They are more like OLX or konga, all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you

you will always find them on every social networks

NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostit*tes

They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.

NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostit*tes

If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.

NB: They also play international matches

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